"you're like...Amy Schumer hot."
"There were two women in the class named Venus."
"The Ultimate Indie Playlist: Soundtrack to My Whimsical, Quirky Life as an Unpaid Intern"
"His phone autocorrected his life to death and he died in real life, He is dead..."
"...mists that change the energy of the room, improv comedy..."
"...emailing yourself, calling the moon 'God's Streetlamp'...'
"Hipster chick with gray hair or actual old woman (unclear): That's the thing about art, it's just like… there."
"We have never met in person and you just messaged me saying 'U up?'"
"don’t include “Book of Love” by The Magnetic Fields on your mix as it is easy to forget that the song ends with 'you ought to give me wedding rings' unless that’s like…THE VIBE…which at three months…it is not."